Scotch Doc Hosts
"The Pace Picante (Git a rope) Man"
The Scotch Doc never knows who will show
up at his world renowned "McCoy's Mecca of Malts." Containing
over three hundred different Scotch single malts, McCoy's personal
bar has come to be known as "McCoy's Mecca of Malts" by international
Scotch aficionados who have been "blessed" with the experience.
A recent visitor to "McCoy's Mecca of Malts" was Burton Gilliam
- perhaps better known as "The Pace Picante Sauce, 'Git a rope,'
Man." Well, you can imagine the potential for fireworks when
two such dedicated "tradesmen" compare their favorite "sauces."
Photos from high noon (select a photo to see a larger view)
and The Scotch Doc in full regalia leaning on "McCoy's
Mecca of Malts" bar.
glee, enchantment and fascination, something akin to a
"kid on Christmas morn," is apparent on the face of Burton
as he shares their company. He insists that his jar of
Pace Picante Sauce belongs in the company of the Scotch
doesn't surprise The Scotch Doc that Burton considers
"dipping a chip" in the Scotch single malt.
proposed a toast to "McCoy's Mecca of Malts." The Scotch
Doc maintains his gracious host role but prepares for
the worst and unforgivable.
Scotch Doc's worst fears come to be. He gits' HIS rope
and with hangman's noose at the ready, he informs his
guest that to add anything, other than a bit of water
to the Scotch single malt, is a sin. To add his Pace Picante
Sauce to one of the Scotch Doc's single malts would be
a fatal mistake.
well, that ends well" -- and "to each his own."
Burton Gilliam has a long and and distinguished acting career.
You've might have seen him in such films as "Honeymoon in Vegas",
or "Blazing Saddles", or even the "Chevy Chase" movie Fletch
to name a few. But did you also know is an active professional
boxing referee and judge? Not to mention, he's also the "Pace
Picante 'Git a Rope' Man."
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