A Dram That's Right
(lyrics by The Scotch Doc)
Hey, here I am with my Scotch tonight
With a single malt, the dram that's right
Now I don't care about what y'all think
I'm gonna stay right here and drink.
As I listen close now I can hear
Those bagpipes playing in my ear
Hey, take all my money in the bank
Give me my malt and let me drink.
After all these years it seems so right
Prov-ing the Scots so right tonight
They've made it best now for so long
A damn site better than this song.
(Music interlude - guitar)
So Bourbon County listen well
I now know better and I'm 'gonna tell
'Gonna tell the world your corn's all wrong
As "Auld Lang Syne" becomes your song.
Have I said too much, have I gone too far
Is my end at hand in this redneck bar
If this turns out to be the case
Have the bagpipes play "Amazing Grace."
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